You: FUUULTON

Stranger: FULTON RECOVERY SUBJECT CONFIRMED ON BOARD HELICOPTER

You: MOTHER BASE IT'S FULL

You: STOP KIDNAPPING PEOPLE GODDAMIT

Stranger: MOTHERBASE GOT BOMBED

Stranger: ALL THAT TIME YOU GRINDED FOR SHIT?

Stranger: GONE

You: AND THE BOXES

Stranger: OH MY GOD THE BOXES

You: THEY BETTER NO KILL MAH AMBULANCE

Stranger: THEY KILLED HIDEO

Stranger: HE WAS MUH BEST SOLDIER

You: AGAIN?

You: GODDAMIT

You: LET'S FULTON THOSE BITCHES SON

You: IT'S PAYBACK TIME

Stranger: OH YEAH

Stranger: FULTON THEM TO A NEW MOTHERBASE

You: BETTER

You: WITH CASINOS

Stranger: YES

Stranger: YES

You: AND A WHOLE STREET FULL OF CARDBOARD BOXES FACTORIES

Stranger: I LIKE YOU KID

Stranger: WE'RE GOING PLACES

You: THE PATRIOTS ARE ALREADY THERE SON

Stranger: SHIT

You: THEY HAVE A WHOLE FLAG

Stranger: GUNS OF THE PATRIOOOOOOOOOTS

Stranger: I HAVE HALF A FLAG

Stranger: WE CAN RIP THEIR FLAG IN HALF

You: *Imitates liquid's dance on the boat*

You: YES

Stranger: AND TAPE HALF OF IT ONTO OURS

You: THAT WILL CONFUSE THEM

Stranger: YES

You: AND DESTROY THEM

You: THEY BE MACHINES, THEY CAN BE OVERLOADED

Stranger: THEY SHALL IMPLODE IN ON THEMSELVES

You: OVERLOADED WITH PORN

Stranger: PORN?

Stranger: YES

Stranger: GOOD IDEA

You: WE WILL DOWNLOAD ALL THE PORN INTO THEM

You: UNTIL THEY CANNOT FAP ANYMORE

Stranger: THEY WILL EJACULATE ORGANS

Stranger: AND THEIR VERY BEING

You: OR CIRCUITS OR SHIT

Stranger: YEAH THAT MIGHT HAPPEN

Stranger: LIQUID MIGHT CUM DUST

You: LALILULELO MY ASS YOU ASSHOLES

Stranger: NIGGA IS OLD

You: OLD?

Stranger: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

You: HE IS A GODMUTHERFUCKING COWBOY

You: COWBOYS NEVER DIE

Stranger: WELL FUCK

You: YES

You: HE IS INMORTAL, LIKE THE DALTONS

You: AND WILL COME TO ROB OUR BANKS

Stranger: HOW WILL OUR PORN PHASE HIM?

You: IT WON'T

You: HE IS LIKE A OCTUPLE AGENT

You: HE IS FOOLING EVERYONE SAYING HE WORKS WITH THE PATRIOTS, US, NORTHKOREA, JAPAN, NIGGERLAND AND EGIPT

Stranger: HE WORKS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

Stranger: HE IS

Stranger: AN HERO

You: BATMAN

Stranger: AN HEROMAN

You: YES

You: HE WILL SACRIFICE HIMSELF TO DESTROY EVERYTHING

Stranger: BUT HE CAN'T DIE

Stranger: HOW WILL HE SACRIFICE HIMSELF

You: EVERYTHING WE LOVE, HATE OR DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT

Stranger: LIKE

Stranger: VIDEO GAMES?

You: FACKING HIS DEATH

You: EXACTLY

Stranger: I HATE VIDEO GAMES

Stranger: I'M GLAD THEY'LL BE GONE

You: I HATE EVERYTHING

Stranger: I HATE YOU

You: MEE TOO

Stranger: WELL FUCK

You: FIST FIGHT!

Stranger: I'M MASHING CIRCLE ARMSTRONG

Stranger: WAIT

Stranger: OH FUCK

Stranger: YOU'RE ARMSTRONG

Stranger: SHIT HOW DID I NOT REALIZE

You: I USE FALCON PUNCH

You: YOU BE DEAD IN 5 SECONDS

Stranger: SHIT MY BACKFLIP HAS NO INVULNERBILITY FRAMES

You: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!

Stranger: WELL

Stranger: FUCK

Stranger: YOU DIE

You: YES

You: BUT ONE LAST THING STRANGER, BEFORE I GO TO MEET THE BOSS

Stranger: WHAT IS IT, BROTHER?

You: I'M A COWBOY

Stranger: AND I'M NOT SO COWBOY

Stranger: AND WE'RE THE PATRIOTS

You: well, that was awesome, but gotta go

You: my pleasure, Stranger

Stranger: I'll miss you random anon

Stranger: Keep those boxes safe

You: you too, son

You: you too

Notas de ligrim:

-Personajes mas populares. Sip, Kaidan

-10.7 billones de enemigos muertos en MP (10700 millones, en notación española)

-Garrus es el amo

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtZkX5m_APs

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¿Ves a este sanguinario hijoputa? Pues se llama Terramorphous el Invencible.

¿Te suena el nombre? ¿Si? Bien, eso es bueno, porque en Gearbox han entrado en modo prejuicioso para hacer un enemigo verdaderamente invencible. Nadie sabe como será el combate, pero Vas.A.Morir.(En serio)

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PD:http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-08-13-why-gearbox- created-a-borderlands-2-boss-so-tough-its-nearly-invincible